Monday, February 2, 2009

Let My Pee-Pole GOOOOO!!!

Perhaps the single greatest Idol audition EVER.. its sad, cause his friends and co-workers told him he should audition.. Christ, with friends like those, who needs enemas?

Happy Black History Month...

As some of you may know, Bob spends his Black History Month watching interracial porn, and referring to himself in the 3rd person. Maybe some of you will reflect on our new black president, or Mike Tomlin's super bowl, or the black leader of the GOP, and so on.. I'm not saying those things aint important to me, but for some reason, none of them spark my interest as much as good ol' interracial porno. Just think, 50 short years ago, a black man could be killed for being seen with a white woman. Now, black men are seen with white women all the time on computer screens and dvd players all across the globe. Once upon a time, a black man could be hung for sleeping with a white woman. Now, white women are sleeping with black men BECAUSE they're hung!.. We went from Emmet Till, to Wesley Pipes... and Bob is thankful.

Tomorrow, You're Only A Week Away..

Another fan favorite of the BTR show. My good friend Iba's little cousin sings (or should I say "SAAAANNNGGGGSS!") Annie's "Tomorrow" on American Idol..

P.S. thats not really Iba's cousin...

Iraqi Jumping Jacks..

Apparantly, Iraqi's suck at jumping jacks..

#1 Dildo Salesman

Here lies the silly little picture that got Bob reported to BTR by Kenny "the Black Conservative".. allegedly.. They wont let me keep it up on BTR, so Im putting it up on my blog. Are you happy now, Kenny?..(he isn't here, is he?)

Smell Yo Dick..

This adorable little diddy may be old news to some, but its brand new to me! And it's an instant CLASSIC. Listen as this young lady proposes a very provocative question to her lover, and hilarity ensues..

Shave 'Em Dry...

The INFAMOUS Shave 'Em Dry song from our BTR show. For those that dont know, its the filthiest song ever made, and NO, it isnt rap! Its from the 1930's, and I think its just DARLING..

Prettiest Song Bob's Ever Heard...

Sunday, September 28, 2008

R. Kelly vs Chris Hansen

R. Kelly tries to explain his side of the story to Chris Hansen of To Catch A Predator.

Friday, September 26, 2008

NEW Love Lockdown Video!!!

new kanye west video directed by Bob Fry "the FISH". what happens when you mix hip hop producer Kanye West, with an electronic voice box, and a cup of GAY? you get LOVE LOCKDOWN!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008


as a black dude, i hear this word 100's of times a day, and it still makes me cringe everytime i hear it. they say it in all the popular rap songs. i hear little children use it in their daily vocabulary. well, BOB is here to tell you people that enough is ENOUGH! and NO, it doesnt matter whether you say it with an "A" at the end, or an "ER". the word has MEANING and HISTORY, and should not be used all willy-nilly!
its out of control, and we as black folks have to stop using the word completely. thats right, no more "SWAGGER" or "SWAGGA" or "SWAG" or any other variation of this word! its getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous. once upon a time the word "swagger" meant something. it was the highest honor to pay someone. it meant you had style, and stood above the rest. now? every nigga with a pair of skinny jeans, designer shades, $500 sneakers, or Louis/Gucci monograms claim to have it. you dont have "swag" because you paid a $2000 to dress like ur favorite rapper. you niggas need to STOP!

Obama Tee!!

i know, i know. the one guy we cant make fun of, OBAMA! i friggin hate this guy. why? for one, BOB doesnt like much of anybody. and two, he's got all these people drinking his kool aid, supporting his "change" rhetoric, when in actuality he's apart of the same system that we need "change" from. CFR. Big Business. Ficticious Wars on Terror & Drugs. World Government. this guy just ILLUMINATES change! (pun intended)

so, YES! i defaced the most beloved man in america! and, NO! BOB isnt voting for the black dude. and if youre not voting for obamachrist either, buy this shirt! hell, even if you are voting for obamamama, buy this shirt. why not? if anything, itll piss someone off, and isnt that what being american is all about?

Come visit the FISH market for YOUR obama tee!