Monday, February 2, 2009

Let My Pee-Pole GOOOOO!!!

Perhaps the single greatest Idol audition EVER.. its sad, cause his friends and co-workers told him he should audition.. Christ, with friends like those, who needs enemas?

Happy Black History Month...

As some of you may know, Bob spends his Black History Month watching interracial porn, and referring to himself in the 3rd person. Maybe some of you will reflect on our new black president, or Mike Tomlin's super bowl, or the black leader of the GOP, and so on.. I'm not saying those things aint important to me, but for some reason, none of them spark my interest as much as good ol' interracial porno. Just think, 50 short years ago, a black man could be killed for being seen with a white woman. Now, black men are seen with white women all the time on computer screens and dvd players all across the globe. Once upon a time, a black man could be hung for sleeping with a white woman. Now, white women are sleeping with black men BECAUSE they're hung!.. We went from Emmet Till, to Wesley Pipes... and Bob is thankful.

Tomorrow, You're Only A Week Away..

Another fan favorite of the BTR show. My good friend Iba's little cousin sings (or should I say "SAAAANNNGGGGSS!") Annie's "Tomorrow" on American Idol..

P.S. thats not really Iba's cousin...

Iraqi Jumping Jacks..

Apparantly, Iraqi's suck at jumping jacks..

#1 Dildo Salesman

Here lies the silly little picture that got Bob reported to BTR by Kenny "the Black Conservative".. allegedly.. They wont let me keep it up on BTR, so Im putting it up on my blog. Are you happy now, Kenny?..(he isn't here, is he?)

Smell Yo Dick..

This adorable little diddy may be old news to some, but its brand new to me! And it's an instant CLASSIC. Listen as this young lady proposes a very provocative question to her lover, and hilarity ensues..

Shave 'Em Dry...

The INFAMOUS Shave 'Em Dry song from our BTR show. For those that dont know, its the filthiest song ever made, and NO, it isnt rap! Its from the 1930's, and I think its just DARLING..

Prettiest Song Bob's Ever Heard...